I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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