Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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