She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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