I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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