I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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