He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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