She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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