Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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