I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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