You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
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Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Pants are for mortals
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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