Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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