Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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