margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
His nipple licking is glorious
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