i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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