So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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