the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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