If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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