Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
I dont know to explain this.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job