We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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