When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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