I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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