My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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