you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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