end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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