Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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