I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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