You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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