either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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