love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just threw up on my dentist
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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