I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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