? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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