: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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