I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Randomize
