Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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