yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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