We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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