did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
True strength comes from lack of pants
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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