Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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