I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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