it hurts more in the daytime
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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