I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Randomize
