he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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