For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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