He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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