My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I party with great urgency now.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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