Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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