Sponge bath it is.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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