Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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