You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
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Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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