I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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