he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Randomize
