But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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