why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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