Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I am mentally ready for anal.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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