are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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