At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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