Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I have post one night stand depression
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