So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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